Is pool main

Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.
Lady:Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi
Bataya.
Policeman:Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe
nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 592 views
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Gober type food.

Husband:
Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana
Banaya Hai,GOBAR Jaisa….
Wife- HEY RAM!!
Is Aadmi Ne Kya-Kya Taste Kar
Rakha Hai….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife aur husband

Wife:agr me k2 par charhne me kamyab ho gai to ap mujhe kia do ge
husband:choti pe halka sa dhaka

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 Gud News 1 Bad New

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News- Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ankhein theek hogayeen


Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan: yaara ye “Sent Message”

Pathan: yaara ye
“Sent Message”
kya hota hai?

dusra pathan: Khuda ki kasam tum to bilkul jahil ka bacha hai.
“Sent Message” ka matlab hai khushboo wala message.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
True Story Of A Married Man

True Story Of A Married Man :
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Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch
Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
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Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?

Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,

Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”

Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 SARDAR Or American

1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.
American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.
American:
Wats This?
SARDAR:
Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Missed call

Santa & Banta got tired of
1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
yar tumhare number ka

Yar Tumhare Number ka
Keya Problem hy?
Me ne abi call ki tou
operator boli
Welcome 2 Jungle
ap Ka Matloba Bandar
Darakht se UltaLatka Hua Hy plz
Try Later,

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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