Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.
Lady:Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi
Bataya.
Policeman:Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe
nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 533 views

Comedy Lawyer

Two friends were at the zoo and one said to the other "What does your Dad do
for work". He drives a coach. "What about yours?" asked the second boy in
return. "He's a lawyer" came the reply. "Honest" exclaimed the first boy "No,
he's like all the others" came the reply.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Admi Doctor Se

Admi Doctor Se: Lambi Umar Ka Koi Tarika Batao?

Doctor Shadi Kar Lo.

Admi: Kia Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi ?

Doctor: Nahi ! Ye ShoQ Khatam Ho Jayega ::-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A couple drove down

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

10 Pathan Aik Kashti Mai Sawar

10 Pathan Aik Kashti Mai Sawar Thay K Achanak Kashti Ruk Gai
Aur Sab Doob Gae!

Pata Hai Kaise?

Pathan They Na Sab Dhakka Dene Utar Gaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)