Pathan



Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 884 views
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