BATHTUB ANXIETIES
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub
having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down
at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 870 views
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