Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL

Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL Manaya? Pathan: Haan Dost: Kis K Sath?

Pathan: Biwi K Sath, Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia Jab Wo Pareshan Hui To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”;)

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