A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.

"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"

Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views

Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan

1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
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Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
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Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Shadi se phele Ka

Shadi se phele Ka
PYAR:
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“Janu Tum Nahi
To Main Nahi
OR
Main Nahi
To Tum NAhi”
AUR
Shadi K Bad Ka
Pyar:
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“KAMINI”
Aaj Tu Nahi
YA Main Nahi….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher ne bachchon se

Teacher ne bachchon se poocha, tum future mein kya karna chahte ho?

Ram: Main pilot banna chahta hoon.

Vinod: Main doctor banna chahta hoon.

Deepa: Main achchi maa banna chahti hoon.

Ravi: Main Deepa ko help karna chahta hoon :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha

Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha.

Friend: Wo Kaisy?

Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)