Santa Se Puchha Ki :

Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?

Sardar : A Cockroach Why?

Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Bohat Darti Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 767 views

A Philosophy Professor asked

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:
"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"
It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !
The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P
Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha...

Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha....

Use pta tha k sender ne use kanjr kha ha...

Wo phir b sms parh rha tha...

.Kiya krtakanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl (in train)

Girl (in train) : can i sit here ?
Boy: its all urs :)
Girl : can i take some water?

Boy : my pleasure :)

Girl : Bhaiya agla station konsa hai ??
.
.
.
.
Boy :
Mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya
hai , jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend a rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two Frogs Sitting Together

Two Frogs Sitting Together
1St Frog: Trrrrr
2nd Frog: Trrrr
1st Frog:Trrrr
2nd Frog:Trrrr
1st Frog: Taratrrr
2nd Frog: Yar Topic Change Na Kar.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)