Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 660 views

Navy ke kam

Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?
Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai,
to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mere Sath Dance Karogi

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.

Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.

Boy - sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Modern Heer

Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho
gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya ;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The drugs are wearing off!"

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

student

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

by inayat khan (few years ago!)