Banta ped pe chada to upar

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
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Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views
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