A Dentist

A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this
time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now, and I don't want to miss the four
o'clock ball game.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 671 views
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