Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 631 views

Train me laloo ne apna trunk

Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.

Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar doosre sardar se

Ek Sardar doosre sardar se:

Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?

2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.

1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai

2nd sardar: Woh kaise?

1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny ridal

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar
kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne
eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke
ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint to do?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra

Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira
Hathi ruk gya

2sra choha bola

Daba k rakh salay ko
MAin b aata hon…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahin
jab dil kare so jati hoon,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hoon..

Boy: Notty!
Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)