Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 561 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

munna Bhai- aray Circit yeh doctor

munna Bhai- aray Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai ?
Circit- bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Need glasses

I think I need glasses
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar proposed a Girl……
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you………..
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Log bhagwan mante hain

Santa:tujhe pata hai k log mujhe bhagwan mante hain.
Banta:kaise?
Santa:me jab bi kahen jata hon to log kehte hain
haye bhagwan to pher aa gaya

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Girl:" Mai Tumhare liye Aag pechal saktihoon,

Girl:" Mai Tumhare liye Aag pechal sakti
hoon, Naddi me kood sakti hoon..
.
.
Boy:" love u jaanu..? kya Tum mujhe Abhi Milne Aa sakti
Ho ??
.
.
.
. .
Girl:" Pagal ho kya itni dhoop
me... :p :O :D

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher student say

Teacher student say: Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain
student: 6 tyres

teacher: angrily how?
Student: 4 motor k aur 2 cycle k

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Machli khayega

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar


Sardar In Computer Exam

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner
“What is Microsoft Excel?”

sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer:-P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai
Pathan: Main ne

yahooo

Chutti
Teacher shocked

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
“I love you”

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Jija-Sala

Santa daru pe ker tala kholn..

ek pathan shadi ki raat ko b..

Math Ki Language

Patni- Mobile,

Pessenger: Tumne

Pathan

Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti

1 choti si larki shop keeper..

Medam boy se

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook