Main Maan Banne Wali Hoon
Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ko Ek Din Dukhi Man Se Bola
Ladki: “Main Maan Banne Wali
Hoon”
Ladke Ne Ye Suna Aur Chilla Ke Bola: “Nahiiiiiiii”
Ladki: “Oye Pagal Main Teri Maan Banne Wali Hoon, Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Purpose Kiya Hai
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