Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5 Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure Hota Hy,

Kya?

.

SOCHO,

.

Yehi K,

YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon Bolega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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