Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match
Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5 Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure Hota Hy,
Kya?
.
SOCHO,
.
Yehi K,
YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon Bolega?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1177 views
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