Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance
Bada Mast Hai.
Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai
Apne Rajnikanth Ko Dance Competition Ke Liye
Challange Kar Bethe.
Aur Is Competition Ka Result Aap Logo Ko Batane
Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai.
Kyunki Aap Logo Ne Hrithik Bhai Ko Wheel Chair
Par Dekh Hi Liya Hoga Guzarish Mein.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 759 views

Height of physics:

Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..

Why..?

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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.

Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,

MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish –

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,

mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A letter 2 Direct0r Examinations ICAP

A letter 2 Direct0r Examinations ICAP,
“Salam Sir Jee,
with due respect I beg to sy that I M,
Aaby Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hai.?
Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy,
Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy jaise badla le rhy h0,
Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb Einstein hain…!
Tu Bahar Mil Zara,
Phir Bataon Gay
Yours Faithfully,
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Pagal Hon Jo Naam Likhon”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pakistani Heroin

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:

Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!

Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!

Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!

Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!

Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!

Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!

Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!

Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)