FILM
“Looto Pakistan”
HERO:
Zardari
HEROIN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.
SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTION BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan
coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1435 views

student life

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
.
Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
.
Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Meezan

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.

Q K

Her cheez
Meezan me achi lagti hai. .

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Two snakes were out taking

Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are", says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!!!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Naya Generation

Baap-bete se
Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna
...
Kuchh din ke baad

Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya

Beta- babulal, tune apne baap hone ka haq kho diya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun

PAPPU:
Papa G,
Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun Mai Kiya Farq Hai..?

Father:
Maa K Aansu Dil Par Asar Karte Hai

Aur
Biwi K Aansu Jaib Pe..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)