Football Male Hai Ya Female?
Teachar Class Mein Bachon Ko Padhate Hue Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Batao Bachon
Football Male Hai Ya Female?”
Sonu: “Mam, Male”
Chinki: “Mam, Galat Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”
Chinki: “Mam, Jiske Pichhe 22-22 Jawan Langot Pehan Kar Dhodte Ho Wo Male Kaise Ho Sakta Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views
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