Pathan in Railway Station

Train Station Py Ruki:
1 Admi Ny Sath Bethe Pathan Sy Pocha
Kon Sa Station Hy?
Pathan Ny Bahir Dekha Or Kuch Dair Bad Bola
.
.
Lagta Hy Railway Station Hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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