Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain, 10% interest ke hisaab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hain, batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jaante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths jaanta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1105 views

Teacher:"Can you see God

Teacher:"Can you see God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Can you touch God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Then there is no God!
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Pappu:"Sir, can you see your brain.. ??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Can you touch your brain..??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain.. :p :O :D

Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked

Students Thoko Like....;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,

Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,
Aap ka favorite song kaun sa hai???
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Pathan Sharma k bola;

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"Larki Q, najanay Q, Larkoo c nahi hoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Man 2 Inspector

Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
Inspector: Bas aik dafa… ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale

Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the ,Shahrukh gaya Shahrukh gayab,
Saif gaya, Saif gayab, Aamir gaya, Aamir gayab, Mallika Sherawat gayi, Bhagwan gayab

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apna Samman Kahi Aur Rakho

Train me ik Funny Desi Sardar ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Gujarati Gujju baitha tha.

Gujarati Gujju: Sardarji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Desi Sardar: Koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)