Teacher: Tumhare papa 500
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain, 10% interest ke hisaab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hain, batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jaante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths jaanta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
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