ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke
ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke Swami Ji se bola: Swami Ji, mera Puja e mann nai lagta! kya karu?
Funny Swami Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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