What's the matter?
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the woman's locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
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