kal tumhare mayke jane
Baniya : kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya.
Wife : to kya aapne shor nahi machaya.
Baniya : mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1185 views
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