1 Ladka Apni GF K Liye

?1 Ladka Apni
GF K Liye
Chooriyan Le Jaata
Hai..

GF=Khud Hi Penha
Do.

Boy=Mujhe Nahi
Pata Tha Ki Itna Accha
Response Milega
Warna Mai
KAPRE
Le Aata!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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