Santa cigarette pe rha tha

santa CIGRATE P raha tha
Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite
ho?
snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI
Se baat krti ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 949 views
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