Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend
Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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