Kachre pe nazar rakhta hai
Bv:dekho wo admi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai.
Shohar:arry rahne do,wo teen dabay wala hai,bekaar cheezun pe nazar rakhna us ki adat hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1263 views
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