Breaking Newz
'Breaking Newz
Tariq Road aur Saddar per 1 car dekhi gayi hai
jis me mein ....'
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 864 views
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;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;
BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;;
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A Sardar Was Helping His Son
In Filling Admission Form.
SON:
Baapu Ye “Mothr’s Tongue” Walay Box Me
Kya Likhna Hai?
SARDAR:
Likh De Puttar
“Very Long”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Boy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
.
.
Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sumit meets his friend Bunty
Sumit: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B!
Bunty : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Sumit : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.
Santa: “Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay?”
Pathan Huste Hue: “Very Simple, Jootay Se Maar Do Saale Ko.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.1 bhi customer nhi aya.Q?Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.1 bhi customer nahi. Q?Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.
But Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)