BF. main tumhara mobile dehk sakti ho.
BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute
Delte Delete Delte
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 881 views
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BV: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?
Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki
kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.
BV: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy ab sirf dost ki pee raha hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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Doctor k band Clinic k agey lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakr k peche phenk dete
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband: aadhi rat ko wife se, wife ji aik dam se
marna behtar hai ya, dam ghut ghut ker marna
Wife: Aik dam marna behter hai.
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 admi k 10 bacho me 1 alag dekhta tha.
Jb us ki bv marne wali thi to us ne apni bv se pocha ab to bta du ye kis ka hai'
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha? Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In A Cricket Ground
Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now,
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Sardar : Oye Yaar
I Am Waitin For Highlights!
:-)keep smiling:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)