pathan: yar main ne apni bv ko
pathan: yar main ne apni bv ko matric kerwaya inter kerwaya BA kerwaya, MA kerwaya, ab kia karu.
Sardar: ab ek acha sa ladka dekh ker shadi kerwado.
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