Santa Ko Ek Bar
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”
Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 828 views
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