Girlfriend Romantic mood me,

Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Boyfriend :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera dil laga rahega :P

Moral :- Har ladka kamina nahi hota, Koi sharif bhi hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 802 views
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