Sardar’s Theory
Sardar’s Theory
Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed
But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1044 views
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