“Lipton di cha hai?”

A Punjabi kurri went to A Sardar’s shop and said:-
“Lipton di cha hai?”

Sardar G shrmatay huay:-

” Menu ty nahi hy, Tenu hy ty
LipAt ja”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 688 views
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