“Lipton di cha hai?”
A Punjabi kurri went to A Sardar’s shop and said:-
“Lipton di cha hai?”
Sardar G shrmatay huay:-
” Menu ty nahi hy, Tenu hy ty
LipAt ja”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1496 views
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