If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi?
If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.
Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”
Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“
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