wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the phone.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views

The sick brother

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:

“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he break it?” Jack:

“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:

“He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Baap MQM Ka

Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha

Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,

Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Define a True Music Lover?

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat pe gor kiya to pas khare Aadmi se pucha :-
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Is Car me esi kon si khoobi hai k iske itna daam lag rahe hai?
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Aadmi :- Ab tak is Car k 10 hadse hue hai or har haadse me sirf or sirf "Biwi" ki hi Maut hui hai.
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Aadmi :- 40 lakh :-) :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se

Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se rang gora hota he?

Dr-yes,isme calcium hota hai.. .

Santa-chal jhute..
Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)