The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'

Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!) / 1222 views

Molvi to Pathan

Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?
Pathan. 3
Molvi.. kon kon se?
?
Pathan.
1.sabon
2.shampoo
aur
3.tolya>;-)

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Aalo chole misale wale

Ap humari gali me aaye,
thora sharmae,
thora ghabrae
thora sa muskrae;->
pher zoor se chilaae

aalu chole misale wale.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne

Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaynge Agle Hafte Hm Roz Shoping K Lye Jaynge

Hsbnd: Or Us se Agle Hafte Roz Masjid Jaynge Wife:Q?

Husband: Bheek Mangny.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Maa boli

Ek Maa boli- “Galiyo me khel-khelkar bache
kitne gande ho jaate hai”
Doosri Maa- “Haan, behanji Ab dekho na,
das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahi jaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chhote: Sun bade

Chhote: Sun bade

Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…

Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe

Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai

Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)