The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'

Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!) / 989 views

WATCHMAN

Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Calling

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't
be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband was busy watching cricket

Husband was busy watching cricket.

Wife Came in a New Dress & Askd Him:

Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?
Husband Clapped n Shouted
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''CHHAKKA"
His funeral is at 8 am tomorrow.X_X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me

Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me Bhi Make up laga kar Ghume to Samjho...
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Uska Mobile Phone 3G Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“JO” DAR GAYA,“WO” MAR GAYA”

Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo”
ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka
intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)