At a hospital looking through the window at the
newly arrived babies.
Father says, “Kitchy Kitchy Koo”…. “How Sweet”
Look, she smiled! Isn’t she adorable?” His friend
says, “But your kid didn’t smile.” The father
replies, “I was talking about the nurse”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 522 views

Boys Girls

Boys Girls se Zyda Naik hoty hain Kuyn k

Jab b koi B0y kesi Girl ko dakhta hai to bolta hai

Sadky Jawan, kurbban Jawan, MashaAllah, SubhanAllah,

Aur Girl Boy ko dakh kar kahti hai

Dekho kaisy ghor raha hai

Kamina, Zaleel, Be-Sharam, Be-Haya

Tu Sabit howa boys Girls se Zyda Naik hoty hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai?

Pathan: Bhae behan ka.

Teacher: Wo Kase?

Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Maulvi ki hawa nikal gai

Maulvi jamat kara raha tha us ki hawa nikal gai maulvi ne namaz pori parha di jab salam pheera to pathan peche baitha tha
pathan: wah ustad pancher k bawojod bi manzil tak puncha dia

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Shadi ki baat

Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya
hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Modern basanti

Modern basanti

Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,

Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)