Wife: Shadi k baad
Wife: Shadi k baad shuru may
jb main khana paka k laati thi
ap zyada mujhe khilate
or khud kam khate pr ab aesa q nahi?
?
?
Husband: Q k ab tumhe
khana pakana aagaya hai :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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