Mujh Ko Itna Batla Do

Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko
Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon Tumhain
Manzil Mubarak Ho Nai Rahein
Mubarak Hoon Magar Phir Ae Mere
Humdum …Mujhe Itna To Btla Do K
Wapis Kiss Taraf Joun Kahan Se Sath
Lai Thay Mujhe...

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 1164 views
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