A Boy was driving
A Boy was driving a car. A fat girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted,
"Hey Bhains"
Girl turned back n shouted..
"tu hoga gadha, kuta shakal daikh apni bandar khein k''
Suddenly girl ka accident hogaya...
Usko road pe aik bhains ne takkar mari thi :( :p
MORAL:
"LARKIAN kbi pori baat nhi suntien ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 857 views
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