2009 ki kuch dardnaak STORIES
2009 ki kuch dardnaak STORIES
1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha, achank neche ose pani or
kuch kankr nzr aye, jese hi wo pani me kankr dalne
k lye neche utra khudkush damakha me mara gya
1 kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani
me apna aks dekh hi raha tha k na maloom afraad
ne firing kr k halak kr dia
kachwa or khargosh ne race shuru ki, khrgosh k
sotay hi kachwy ne uska Mobile chura lia
Alladin ne chiragh ragra to jin gun point pe us se
sb kuch le gya…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 666 views
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