Ye hoti hai asli dosti
Ye hoti hai asli dosti
1 dost ne aadhi raat ko apne dost ko call kar k Kaha
Yaar Main Ro Raha Hoon
dost ne Kaha
Dafa hu Main So Raha Hoon
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 714 views
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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faqir: Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de
do
Baji: Khana abhi nahi paka
Faqir: Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun,
pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
why do boys call gurls "item"?
bcoz
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item mean "maal"
"maal" mean "paisa"
and "paisa" mean "laxmi"
aur ladki to ghar ki "LAXMI" hoti hai :D ;)
"RISHTA WAHI SOCH NAYI!!" ;D :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New
Addmission Howa.
Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam
Kon Hai?”
Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein
Naya Hai“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Laloo got promotion from clerk to manager.
He went home and told his wife in new style “You will sleep with a manager today…”
Wife fell unconscious.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
ladki ka baap-tum mere ladki se kitne mahine se pyaar karte ho.
Boy-char mahine se .
Baap-main kaise maanu.
Boy-aur paanch mahine ruko,yakin ho jaayega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy 1: Larkion ko “I love you” bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
A Girl Was sitting on a park bench....
Funny Begger: Hi sweetheart..!
Girl angrily: How dare U call me sweeheart??
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Begger: then What the HELL R U doing on my BED!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faqeer:
Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana
dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nai paka.
Faqeer:Baji number likh lo jab pak jay to misscall
de dena,
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)