Negro fied & went haven
Negro died & went heaven!
Angel-Who r u?
Negro:(2 impress her)Leonardo Di Caprio(Titanic
Hero)
Angel is cnfsed & asks a frnd:abe titanic jala tha
ki duba tha?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 812 views
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1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke
5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai,
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1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai,
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Moral:” Haste Haste Juth Bolo
fir b 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai.. =D =))
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Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?
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Sardar Sochne K Bad:
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,Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!
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Dost bola, “ji nahi, yeh aap ko keh raha hey”
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Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?
Pathan:
Meine Suna Tha K
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Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,
Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;
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Pathan k pass
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