Khusi ke mare pagal hoon

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.


Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 614 views
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