beta bap say:.aba jan! main dadi jan say shadi karonga".
bap nay jawab main kaha."nahi betay wo to meri ammi hian. kesi ki ammi say shadi nahi kartay."

ye sun kar betay nay masoomiat say kaha:. "to phir ap nay meri ammi say kiun shadi ki ?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views

Conductor- Tu hamesha

Conductor- Tu hamesha darwaje pe khada rehta hai, tera baap chaunkidar hai kya?

Pappu- Tu hamesha paise mangta rehta hai, tera baap bhikhari hai kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC

1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?

Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?

Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai

MSC- Mother of Seven Children

FSC- Father os Seven Children

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A school girl

A school girl and a nurse are inside the elevator...

The door ion the 14th floor opens...

They saw a guy running towards them.

But the nurse Presses the CLOSE DOOR button immediately...

School girl: Why did you do so?

(Trembling) Nurse: I know him... He was one of our patient, who died yesterday... Did you see the red tag on his wrist? We put red tag on the dead Patients wrists.

The school girl raises her wrist and whispers...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Wo Kon si Cheez Hai

Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)