Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua 3rd tori
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