A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 974 views

Shadi ki 20th Salgira

Shadi ki 20th Salgira pr husbnd gehri soch me tha

Wife:Kya soch rahe ho?

Husband: Kya tumhen yad hy k kab tumhare dad ne humen date pr pkra tha 0r Gun Point pr muje kaha tha k ya to meri beti se shadi kro ya 20 sal k Lye Jail jao

Wife smiles: Yes

Husbnd: agr mein sahi faisla krta to Aj Azad ho jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

agar main maar gya?

Husband:
Agar main mar gaya to tum kya karogi?
Wife:
Ummm…
Main phir apne bahen k sath rahugi…
Aur
Agar main mar gayi to tum
kya karoge?
Husband:
Main bhi tumhare bahen k
sath reh lunga!

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Goli se darr nahi lagta

At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The

Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi k baad muskarana

Neki kar k aise bhool jao

jaise
log shadi kar k




musranana bhool jate hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara...

by ashfaq (few years ago!)