A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 830 views

Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.

Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?

Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Galileo Use Lamp 2 Study.

Galileo Use Lamp 2 Study...

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Graham Bell Use Candle 2 Study...

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Shakespeare Use Street Lyt 2 Study...

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Moral- Sab Apne Jaise Hi The,

Din Me Tym Paas Karte Or Raat Me drama bazi ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Traffic Police Wala

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se:-

Main Kitni Dair Se Siti Baja Raha
Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi

Budhiya:- Beta
Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar
Hai Kya :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 girl: Mai ameer ladke se hi shadi karungi

1 girl: Mai ameer ladke se hi shadi karungi
2nd :baju me jo ladka h usse shadi karle, wo ameer h
1st:kese
2nd: Uske muh se pyaj ki smell aa ri hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

B7hat bra dukha

Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Bohat bada dhokha,
maine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sirf
35 kilo ka nikla..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)