Ap k pas kia hai

Ameer admi:mere pas aik kothi 4 caren 280 moter cycle hain ap k pas kia hai?
Gareeb admi:mere pas aik beta hai jis ki girl friend teri beti hai..

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 873 views
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