Husband aur Wife

Husband aur
Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne
Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi
Wo? Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab
mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan
hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!) / 488 views
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