65... kissing a girl
65... kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,
kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,
kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,
kissing a girl on her lips is love,,
but kissing a girl
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in front of her boyfriend.....
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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