A man arrives home very late,
A man arrives home very late,
Knowing his wife won't open the door,
he decides to pretend that he bought flowers for
...
her. He knocks the door Wife: Who's it?
Man: I've brought flowers for the pretty lady.
Wife opens the door & asks: Where are the flowers?
Man: Where's the pretty lady?
& goes In :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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