A man arrives home very late,

Knowing his wife won't open the door,

he decides to pretend that he bought flowers for
...
her. He knocks the door Wife: Who's it?

Man: I've brought flowers for the pretty lady.

Wife opens the door & asks: Where are the flowers?

Man: Where's the pretty lady?

& goes In :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 810 views

Lalu Ji To Nikle Bade Hi Chalu Ji

Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.

Aisi Hi Ek Din Unko Sonia Ji Ke Yaha Jana Pada.

Vaha Jake Kaam Se Fursat Pane Ke Bad, Lalu Ji Ne Sonia Se Pucha

Lalu: “I Love You Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?”

Sonia: “Main Tumse Pyar Karti Hun?”

Lalu: “Lo Kar Lo Bar, Angreji Mein Ek Sawal Ka Puch Liya, Pagli Fida Hi Ho Gayi Humpar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo khushnasib kaun hoga?

Girl Najoomi se: Mere do lovers hain. Un dono main se kis ke sath shadi hogi? Wo khushnasib kaun hoga??Najoomi: Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khushnasib hoga.

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)

Aashiqo Ki Dardnaak Kahani

When You Cry… Koi Nahi Dekhta,
When You Are Worried… Koi Nahi Dekhta,

When You Are Happy… Koi Nahi Dekhta,

Lekin Ek Din Date Pe Chale Jao… Sala, Pura Mohalla Dekh Leta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

It is well known saying that

It is well known saying that-`jo hase,unke ghar base.`
But the question is`ghar basne ke bad kitne hase!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After a quarrel, a wife

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

you Know, i was a fool when i got married with you.

The husband replied, “yes, dear,
but i was in love And didn’t notice.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)