A man arrives home very late,

A man arrives home very late,

Knowing his wife won't open the door,

he decides to pretend that he bought flowers for
...
her. He knocks the door Wife: Who's it?

Man: I've brought flowers for the pretty lady.

Wife opens the door & asks: Where are the flowers?

Man: Where's the pretty lady?

& goes In :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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