1 Larka Pee K Aaya
Dad Se Bachne K Liye
Eik Bari Se Book Laay Kaar Parhnayy Lagaa
Dad: Pee K Aya Hai
Son: Nae Toh
Dad: Kaminay Phir Suitcaxe Khoo
Kay Kiya Baak Bak Bak Kar Raha Haa.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 430 views

Pathan

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura

nokar ne phon receve kia

pathan:

Begam Saheba se baat krvao

nokar:

Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,

pathan:

Par sahab to main hu,

nokar:

Ab me kya karu?

Pathan:

Mar de dono ko

AFTER KILLING

nokar:

Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan:

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

nokar:

Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai

pathan:

To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?

nokar

Nahi

pthan

sorryWRoNG NuMBEr

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ganje K Sath Kyo Rehte Hain

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy :
Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa :
To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nhi nhi pehly bazo kato... gala baad ma kaat lena

aik admi aadhi raat ka wqt ek viraan gali se guzar rha tha..

Achank us ne ek makaan ma se baton ki awaaz ati suni,,,

koi shaks dosray shaks se keh rha tha....
"Nhi Nhi Pehly Bazo Kato... Gala baad ma kaat lena"..

itna sunna tha k us ne admi ne dorr laga di...aur seedha police choki pohanch gaya...aur ja kar sari baat batayi...

jab police us admi k sath us makaan pe pohanchi...tau andhr 2 darzi baithhy kaprray kaat rhy thay... :D :D hahaha

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

pathan or qabristan

pathan cycle par jaa rha tha key galti se qabristan me ghuss gya aur jub bahir nikla toh bola
uffff.... khudaya ye konsa road tha jiss mein itna jump tha

by amir kamal (few years ago!)

Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti

Sardar (Apne Bete Se Bola):
Bevakuf…
Kaisa Machis Leke Aaya Hai
Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti

Beta :
Kya Baat Karte Ho Papa
Sab Tili Test Karke Laya Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)