Ek sardar ne frog se pocha

Ek Sardar Ne Frog Se Pucha:
Sardaro Me Dimag Hota Hai?
Frog Ne Kaha Nahi Aur Pani Me Kood Gaya..
Sardar: Isne Sucide Kyu Kar Diya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 837 views
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